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Post by Mark Dandridge on Jul 30, 2006 22:34:27 GMT -5
Are there any that exist?? I don't think I ever heard one.
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Post by SoCalRider on Jul 31, 2006 0:03:33 GMT -5
Knock knock... . . . . . . . . . . . . LOL!! Just kidding...there's no way I can make a funny flatland joke.
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Thlayli
Novice Freestyler
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Post by Thlayli on Jul 31, 2006 20:52:08 GMT -5
How many flatlanders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to do it a hundred times a day for two weeks and break a bunch of them practicing.
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Jul 31, 2006 21:44:34 GMT -5
Goood one!!! hahahahaha
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Post by SoCalRider on Aug 1, 2006 1:00:07 GMT -5
How many flatlanders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to do it a hundred times a day for two weeks and break a bunch of them practicing. LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Get this guy a contract...he just kills me! ;D
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Post by FreeEnterprise on Aug 2, 2006 14:05:56 GMT -5
Why did the flatlander take off his brakes?
He didn't want to stop the "Chase".
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Post by SoCalRider on Aug 3, 2006 1:45:45 GMT -5
(referring to Back to the Future...and making a joke up in a drunken haze)
Why did Doc stop using the Delorean for Back to the Future IV?
Because he finally figured out how to pull Timemachines!
BADDA-BING!! BADDA-BOOM!!!
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Post by SoCalRider on Aug 3, 2006 1:48:15 GMT -5
Okay okay okay.... Why did the chicken NOT cross the road? Because he learned how to hitch hike!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! /me hears "crickets"(pun intended!) HA!! Two flatland jokes in 1!!!
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Post by FreeEnterprise on Aug 3, 2006 7:14:47 GMT -5
Good ones!
Why did the flatlander cross the road?
Cause there was brand new asphalt on the other side... Whoopie.
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Aug 3, 2006 14:56:36 GMT -5
Why did the Beginner flatlander not ride Pro?
Because he only knew one trick and he didn't want to Steamroll the Competition
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Post by SoCalRider on Aug 4, 2006 1:34:18 GMT -5
(another joke created in a drunken haze...I'm beginning to like this! HA!)
What do you call a nerd on one wheel? . . . . . . . . A dork wheelie!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!
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Post by noposer on Aug 4, 2006 15:54:20 GMT -5
Good jokes!! maybe we've been riding to hard....in the heat!! LOL.....
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Aug 6, 2006 7:59:44 GMT -5
What does a old school flatlander and Alcoholic have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . They both like to Bar HOP!!!!!
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Aug 6, 2006 8:04:39 GMT -5
What did the flatlander say after he rode his brake free bike through some pigeon feathers? . . . . . . . . . . . This what you call Brake free Feathering!!!
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Post by sizzle chest on Aug 6, 2006 8:17:19 GMT -5
what do the Village People and flatlanders have in common?
they both cruise Karls ;D
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