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Post by Mark Dandridge on Aug 6, 2006 8:18:49 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a bmx freestyler that wanted to learn a trick. Every trick they thought of was funky and they were too chicken to try them out. They kept saying stuff like they were afraid of getting whiplash and it would take decades to learn. After awhile they were just able to squeak in one or two tricks in their backyard. Needless to say we tried to get them in their front yard but it looked more like a Junk yard out front. After many hours of practice they felt like they had been ran over by a truck of death. I though we would have to take them to the Undertaker but they did a 180 turn around. Ready to steamroll over any competition. With a quick look at the clock wishing there was a time machine to go back in to time. It was time to stop riding. No tricks were learned so they took the bike back for a REBATE!!!!!
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Thlayli
Novice Freestyler
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Post by Thlayli on Aug 6, 2006 10:04:13 GMT -5
Punny. Maybe too punny. Two flatlanders are practicing together. during the session, one of them has a philosophical epiphany regarding the meaning of life, and he spills his guts. For hours, he talks of the philosophical implications of what occurred to him, as the other continues to ride. At the end of his diatribe, he turns to his friend and asks "So, what do you think?" The other pulls out his earbuds and says "What?" (Meh, seemed funnier when I first thought of it.)
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Post by diamondback99 on Oct 2, 2006 12:16:24 GMT -5
What did the flatlander tell the cop when he got in an accident?
"officer i have whiplash!" HAHAHAHA....huh...nothing? worth a try lol
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Oct 22, 2006 22:04:49 GMT -5
Here is the typical Fast foot oder for a flatlander at the Flat King Burger Spot!!
I want a Whooper with a side of squeaks and throw in a Double Decade!!!
Flatlander on a Diet................................
I want a half lash with a side of chick squeaks
Flatlander at KFC
I want some Funky Chiken and throw in some Rope a Roni and I will wash it down with a Triple Whiplash!!!
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Post by dlightmen on Jan 9, 2009 10:53:23 GMT -5
What brand of cereal do flatlanders like?
Trix of course.
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Post by Mark Dandridge on Jan 14, 2009 22:27:51 GMT -5
Haha we were on a roll!! I was thinking I could be a comedian or a flatlander either way I stay pretty flat!!
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